8 Ways the Avenger’s Could Help You Survive a Zombie Outbreak
Not sure why I’m even thinking of these things so early in the morning, but I’m sure at least two-thirds of this list has gone through Rick Jones’s mind on a daily basis (especially 5 or 8.)
1. Outside of the Fantastic Four’s tower, the Avenger’s Mansion is the safest fortress in midtown Manhattan, get to it…fast.
2. Live inside a spare Iron Man suit or the real thing if you had to put down Tony Stark before he “turned,” or if he was just annoying.
3. Hunt for food using Captain America’s shield, also Zombie’s make great target practice.
4. Same goes for Hawkeye’s bow, better yet, use Cap’s shield and Hawkeye’s bow together (add in Iron Man’s armor for a totally badass post-civ outfit).
5. Repopulate the Earth with the Black Widow. (Doesn’t really help you in a Zombie outbreak, but not a bad idea either.)
6. Hope the Avenger’s have a Super Skrull incarcerated and use him as a sick hunting beast.
7. Repopulate the Earth with the Scarlet Witch (probably a better idea than 5, create a new race of mutants…kickass.)
8. If all else fails, hitch a ride with Thor to Asgard
Also, this goes without saying, but hope the Hulk hasn’t become a Zombie or all the above is null and void.